The Finch Formerly Known As Gold

10 November 2005

Where has all the selectivity gone?

Jessica Alba, last unseen (here, anyway) as the Fantastic Four's Invisible Woman, seems to think she's being typecast:

The scripts I get are always for the whore, or the motorcycle chick in leather, or the horny maid. I get all those screenplays that start, "Tawnya is in the shower. The water streams down her naked, perky breasts." Somehow, I don't think this is happening to Natalie Portman.

Well, okay, but would it be a bad thing if it were happening to Natalie Portman?

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Posted at 8:49 AM to Almost Yogurt


I get all those screenplays that start, "Tawnya is in the shower. The water streams down her naked, perky breasts."

Dang.

[crumples up recently begun screenplay, tosses it in trash]

Posted by: McGehee at 1:04 PM on 12 November 2005