The Finch Formerly Known As Gold

10 November 2005

It happened just this way

Not from the Sisters Grimm:

Once upon a time, a girl asked a guy "Will you marry me?"

The guy said, "NO!"

And the girl lived happily ever after and went shopping, dancing, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never had to cook, and farted whenever she wanted.

Moral of the story: Martinis give you gas. Or something like that.

Posted at 9:40 AM to Table for One

I wish it were true but that's why it is a fairy tale. My favorite part was that she could fart whenever she wanted. That made me laugh.

Posted by: Donna at 1:34 PM on 10 November 2005