10 November 2005
What's more, it's unauthorized
This looks like it has potential:
So ... name your autobiography. Post it in the comments and put a post on your blog inviting your readers to do to the same.
The following have come to mind:
- Solitary Refinement
- Love in the Time of Cauliflower
- Daisy Petals: Divisible by Two
- Blocked by Google Print
- Wednesday's Child Is Put Up for Adoption
- 500 Internal Server Error
- The Agony and the Eczema
It will, of course, be hard to choose.
(Via this ass-kickingly-cute Midwestern sports dyke.)
Posted at 1:24 PM to Screaming Memes
Heee! I love your titles- my favorite is "The Agony and the Eczema".
The only thing I can think of to describe my autobiography is "From Ohio to Delaware without getting anywhere: a lot of moves, none of them smart."
They're looking for autobiographies, which means I have to either write it myself or find someone with considerable talent and no desire to be noticed to do it for me.
The only one that crosses my mind right of the bat is Love and Pieces (of this'n'that).
Mine should probably be titled Hey, That Book on the Next Shelf Looks Interesting! Buy That One!
I saw a movie in anthropology class in college where they talked about the people walking eastward into the sunset. I thought that was so cool - backwards by my way of seeing the world, and all. So I wanted my autobiography to be Westward into the Sunrise, thinking it combined my basic optimism plus my habit of going the wrong-but-maybe-right way.
Hmm, how about
Down the Dwayne.
I Knew That!! I'm Telepathetic!
Doing Double-dumb in a Single-dumb Zone.
As They Say in the Congo.....