The Finch Formerly Known As Gold

10 November 2005

What's more, it's unauthorized

This looks like it has potential:

So ... name your autobiography. Post it in the comments and put a post on your blog inviting your readers to do to the same.

The following have come to mind:

  • Solitary Refinement
  • Love in the Time of Cauliflower
  • Daisy Petals: Divisible by Two
  • Blocked by Google Print
  • Wednesday's Child Is Put Up for Adoption
  • 500 Internal Server Error
  • The Agony and the Eczema

It will, of course, be hard to choose.

(Via this ass-kickingly-cute Midwestern sports dyke.)

Posted at 1:24 PM to Screaming Memes


Heee! I love your titles- my favorite is "The Agony and the Eczema".

Posted by: Lachlan at 2:04 PM on 10 November 2005

The only thing I can think of to describe my autobiography is "From Ohio to Delaware without getting anywhere: a lot of moves, none of them smart."

Posted by: miriam at 4:53 PM on 10 November 2005

Aren't you forgetting you already have a biography?

Posted by: Sean Gleeson at 6:10 PM on 10 November 2005

They're looking for autobiographies, which means I have to either write it myself or find someone with considerable talent and no desire to be noticed to do it for me.

Posted by: CGHill at 6:12 PM on 10 November 2005

The only one that crosses my mind right of the bat is Love and Pieces (of this'n'that).

Posted by: anomdragon at 9:15 AM on 11 November 2005

Mine should probably be titled Hey, That Book on the Next Shelf Looks Interesting! Buy That One!

Posted by: McGehee at 1:07 PM on 12 November 2005

I saw a movie in anthropology class in college where they talked about the people walking eastward into the sunset. I thought that was so cool - backwards by my way of seeing the world, and all. So I wanted my autobiography to be Westward into the Sunrise, thinking it combined my basic optimism plus my habit of going the wrong-but-maybe-right way.

Posted by: anne at 7:25 PM on 13 November 2005

Hmm, how about

Down the Dwayne.
I Knew That!! I'm Telepathetic!
Doing Double-dumb in a Single-dumb Zone.
As They Say in the Congo.....

Posted by: Dwayne "the canoe guy" at 12:16 PM on 14 November 2005