The Finch Formerly Known As Gold

11 November 2005

Condition: stable

Someone asked Jeeves this: How can I find out if my ex-husband is alive if he died before the age of 65?

I'm not Jeeves, or any kind of expert on these matters, but it seems to me that if he died before the age of 65, there's a good chance he's, um, still dead.

(I know this because Jeeves sent her here.)

Posted at 7:43 AM to Blogorrhea

This just in: Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead.

Posted by: Mr. Snitch! at 2:20 AM on 12 November 2005