The Finch Formerly Known As Gold

14 November 2005

When pundits breed

Keith Rogan writes to Mark Steyn:

Conservative columnists with a sense of humor (like you) are a rare breed. With that thought uppermost in mind, I can't help but wonder what sort of "Uber-Columnist" might be created if Ann Coulter and yourself could be induced to breed?

With nothing more than a candlelit dinner and massive amounts of fertility drugs I can envision a future harvest of leggy, bearded, journalism students that could change the world as we know it, possibly.

Perhaps you could send Ann some roses and a dinner invitation to get the ball rolling, so to speak?

If this seems horrifying, wait until you hear Steyn's reply:

Well, if I glimpse Paul Krugman and Maureen Dowd necking on a park bench, Id certainly be willing to even up the score. Lie back and think of Canada, as Queen Victoria almost said.

This exchange serves two purposes. It enables me to get in my Obligatory Gratuitous Maureen Dowd Reference for the day, and it suggests a question: "Is there any demand for hot pundit-on-pundit action?" Somehow I doubt it; I've turned up only two examples [not safe for work] of Ann Coulter fan fiction, neither of which involves another pundit. Still, that's two more than I've found for Dowd, or for Krugman or Steyn.

Posted at 7:06 AM to Dyssynergy , Warn Mode Due


I've had fantasies about Mark Steyn.

Posted by: Rachel at 7:37 AM on 14 November 2005

Ditto.

Same with Lileks until I heard his podcast. Never liked football radio commentators.

Posted by: Tatyana at 9:49 AM on 14 November 2005

Just saw a hilarious bumper sticker ... pic of Hillary (a head on cute shot I must admit) with the phrase:
"You'd Do Me ... and you know it" . And another with same pic that says : "Admit it. You want me. Bad"

Now imagine Maureen Dowd ... same punchlines. Priceless.

Posted by: Ron at 12:04 PM on 14 November 2005

Hmmmm....

Posted by: CGHill at 1:31 PM on 14 November 2005

Now yer talkin! I've got this thing for pushy leftist broads :)

Posted by: ron at 5:23 PM on 14 November 2005