The Finch Formerly Known As Gold

15 November 2005

Overly generous

Nothing particularly unusual about spams offering to embiggen the dingus, but one I got today (from the highly-dubious "Product Reviews and Ratings") contained a come-on that shook me slightly: "Did you know 67% of women are not happy with you"?

My immediate reaction, even before pressing the Delete key (and wondering how this thing got through my filters), was "Only two-thirds?"

Posted at 5:38 PM to Scams and Spams


It could be "every woman in the world but one is unhappy with you" and I still wouldn't be concerned.

Posted by: Francis W. Porretto at 3:52 AM on 16 November 2005

"Did you know 67% of women are not happy with you"?

Rats. And here I thought the reason they won't be seen with me is, they're afraid of my mad flirting skillz.

Posted by: McGehee at 10:08 AM on 16 November 2005

I think you're cute.

Posted by: miriam at 1:27 PM on 16 November 2005

Well, somebody likes you, McG.

Posted by: CGHill at 3:00 PM on 16 November 2005

Dingus. Heh.

Posted by: Erica at 2:46 AM on 18 November 2005