The Finch Formerly Known As Gold

28 November 2005

The perfect gift for your moonbat friends

The International Conspiracy in a Box comes with everything you see here:

  • 1 Jewish action figure, complete with Israeli Mossad uniform

  • 2 shadowy Illuminati figures with thin veil to hide behind

  • 1 plastic Skull & Bones replica dungeon

  • 1 vague document to be waved about as proof of their theory

  • 1 roll of aluminum foil with instructions on how to fashion it into a beanie

  • 1 "anonymous source" action figure who won't reveal his identity "for obvious reasons"

  • List of telephone numbers for all of the major radio talk shows

Also available in Vast Right-Wing Conspiracy model. Order now!

Posted at 7:01 AM to Political Science Fiction