The perfect gift for your moonbat friends
The International Conspiracy in a Box comes with everything you see here:
- 1 Jewish action figure, complete with Israeli Mossad uniform
- 2 shadowy Illuminati figures with thin veil to hide behind
- 1 plastic Skull & Bones replica dungeon
- 1 vague document to be waved about as proof of their theory
- 1 roll of aluminum foil with instructions on how to fashion it into a beanie
- 1 "anonymous source" action figure who won’t reveal his identity "for obvious reasons"
- List of telephone numbers for all of the major radio talk shows
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Posted at 7:01 AM to Political Science Fiction