28 November 2005
Amsterdam phone, will ya?
St. Petersburg Times columnist Robert Friedman apologizes for overdoing it, for violating the "newspaper industry's voluntary two-puns-per-section quota for headlines."
I do hope no one has trumpeted that "voluntary" business to Dawn Eden. But Friedman has extenuating circumstances:
As a young man, I entered a magazine contest The Trygve Lee Memorial Pun Toss and Yokohama Throw that offered prizes for the best puns involving geographical locations.
In case you saw this and thought Friedman was pulling your chain, let me assure you that the T.L.M.P.T./Y.T. was a real competition, and entries spilled over four pages of an early-Seventies issue of National Lampoon. My favorite was, and is:
My sister stole all my Halloween candy, and I hope it'll Rotterdam teeth out.
Of course, this site never stoops to such things; it's not like anyone is likely to hire me for a Punjab.
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