So it's settled, then: we lose that hack Bil Keane and let H. P. Lovecraft do the captions henceforth.
(What could possibly go wrong?)
Reminds me of one of the Far Side anniversary books where he showed examples of newspapers accidentally switching the captions betwen his comics & Dennis the Menace. These are great!
I also saw a flicker where they put the life of Abraham Lincoln into a comic about the birth of Jesus.