"I couldn't possibly fail to disagree with you less."
2 December 2005Occasional DowdishnessMister Snitch on Maureen Dowd, as found at skippy the bush kangaroo:
[A]ll I see are issues, issues, issues. And big feet. She portrays herself as a litmus test — a good man will want her, a fool will fail to appreciate her. What she fails to address is that a good man will simply see that there are countless far better options available to him.
Including celibacy. Of course, "big feet" can mean only one thing for a woman: larger-than-average shoes. (And skippy wasn't exactly kind to her, either; if you're a confirmed Dowdophobe, or even if you're not, read the original post.) Posted at 4:02 PM to Warn Mode Due |