2 December 2005
Such a deal, I tell you
I usually send the junk mail to the nearest trash bag if it's a credit-card solicitation or something similar I do some physical damage to it first but this one, with "Second Request" in its own envelope window, looked like a promising prospect for mockery.
Your current mortgage of [fairly accurate estimate of amount owing] on your property located at [address redacted] may be at risk of prime rate increases that could be devastating to your bottom line.
Example: With a first mortgage of [fairly accurate estimate of amount owing] and revolving debt up to [fairly accurate estimate of amount owing], you could have one new low monthly payment of [utterly implausible figure]. This is an adjustable rate mortgage, but you don't have to worry.
That turnip truck that just rounded the corner? Someone may have fallen off of it, but not I.Posted at 5:19 PM to Say What?