6 December 2005
How I miss Poulan Weedeater
College bowl games used to have names. Now they have sponsors and naming rights and horrid mashups like this:
- San Diego County Credit Union Poinsettia Bowl - The picture of beauty, isn't it?
- Chick-fil-A Peach Bowl - The 2-food-groups-in-one bowl
- AutoZone Liberty Bowl - My car is my sovereign right bowl
- Fedex Orange Bowl - Fedex orange, UPS brown bowl
God forbid bloggers should become sponsors:
How long until we see a Cotton Pajamas Media Bowl?
Only if they let Goldstein live-blog it. From his den.
Posted at 8:32 AM to Dyssynergy
One thing I leanred by growing up with an orange tree in the backyard: when they've turned brown, they're not good anymore.
Do any cereal makers sponsor college bowls? I think "Corn Flakes Bowl" or "Cheerios Bowl" would at least make sense.
BTW: I think you need a /ul tag after your list.
We have a Road Kill Cafe here. I doubt the have the funds, but I'm thinking they should sponsor the Gator Bowl-- "The Road Kill Cafe Gator Bowl".
Mental note: Change tombstone order for self to conclude with following line: