The Finch Formerly Known As Gold

13 December 2005

What happens when there's no more rhyme?

If you weren't feeling just a trifle ancient already, consider this: late-Eighties teen-dream Debbie Gibson is now thirty-five years old.

Not that her, um, advanced age gives her any excuse to dress like this. Even a black silk ninja uniform would be an improvement.

Update, 14 December: This isn't an improvement.

Posted at 8:25 AM to Dyssynergy