The Finch Formerly Known As Gold

18 December 2005

All we are saying is give dreck a chance

Coming in Spring '06: the first officially-licensed John Lennon Action Figure. (It would have been here for Happy Xmas '05, but they had to find time to get Yoko into the studio and record an unearthly shriek for the Low Battery signal.)

For an extra $49.95 you can get a special Collector's Base, made of good Norwegian wood.

(In the position of honor among Diane's Stuff.)

Posted at 2:57 AM to Dyssynergy


A John Lennon action figure, huh? So what does it do, lie in bed to protest the war?

Posted by: McGehee at 9:41 AM on 18 December 2005

does it come with a little .38 I can shoot him with?

Posted by: Greeblie at 12:52 PM on 18 December 2005

Incidentally, the working title for this was "In my life, I sold out less."

Posted by: CGHill at 2:47 PM on 18 December 2005