19 December 2005
Weezer lead singer Rivers Cuomo says he's remained celibate for two and a half years, and that it's not particularly difficult:
Abstinence doesn't require as much self-discipline anymore. We never had any serious groupies, anyway. Our generation got screwed.
Or didn't get screwed, as the case may be.
To all you guys who started garage bands in the hopes of meeting girls: you have my deepest sympathies.
(Via Fark)Posted at 3:36 PM to Table for One