The Finch Formerly Known As Gold

22 December 2005

This is just so wrong

Then again, it's not like I've never poached anything from somebody else's comment section before.

The Top Ten Rejected Titles for Brokeback Mountain:

  1. Bone on the Range
  2. Mamas, Don't Let Your Boys Grow Up to Be Boys
  3. Two Sausages and a Side of Country Gravy
  4. The Yellow Pink Rosebud of Texas
  5. A Fistful of Manmeat
  6. The Fabulous Seven
  7. Hang 'em Low
  8. A Mullet for Sister Sarah
  9. Butch Cassidy and the Sundress Kid
  10. The Shootist

Thanks to Tom, Bart and Ace.

Posted at 1:24 PM to Almost Yogurt , Listing to One Side


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Cf. Letterman's similar gag from April 7, 2004.

Posted by: Sean Gleeson at 2:00 PM on 22 December 2005

Now you know why I go to bed early. :)

Posted by: CGHill at 2:08 PM on 22 December 2005

ZING!

Posted by: david at 2:40 PM on 22 December 2005

I like how everyone is pretending the possibility even exists that that this won't win the Academy Award for best picture. And, its winning will have little or nothing to do with the quality of the movie and everything to do with its subject matter. I get no points for accurately predicting this because it's so darn obvious.

Posted by: Don at 6:39 PM on 22 December 2005