The Finch Formerly Known As Gold

27 December 2005

Tales of the Demon Eel

Bill Peschel singles out some of the worst descriptions of oral sex in contemporary fiction, leading me to the inevitable conclusion that sometimes it's better to keep one's mouth shut.

Or something like that.

(No pictures, but probably not especially safe for work either.)

Posted at 7:49 PM to Almost Yogurt

No mention of lapsnorkling, I see.

Posted by: Mister Snitch! at 8:40 PM on 27 December 2005

Well, he did say these were bad descriptions.

Posted by: CGHill at 8:56 PM on 27 December 2005

Bad ain't the half of it! It's just plumb crappy writing...

Chaz, people make a ton of money writing this stuff. We could do better with our vivid imaginations and get rich too. Whaddya say? We can take turns writing the hard parts...
Damn dem demon eels...

Posted by: Winston at 10:21 PM on 27 December 2005

Hard parts. Heh.

Posted by: Mister Snitch! at 11:31 PM on 28 December 2005