27 December 2005Tales of the Demon EelBill Peschel singles out some of the worst descriptions of oral sex in contemporary fiction, leading me to the inevitable conclusion that sometimes it's better to keep one's mouth shut. Or something like that. (No pictures, but probably not especially safe for work either.) Posted at 7:49 PM to Almost YogurtNo mention of lapsnorkling, I see. Posted by: Mister Snitch! at 8:40 PM on 27 December 2005Well, he did say these were bad descriptions. Posted by: CGHill at 8:56 PM on 27 December 2005Bad ain't the half of it! It's just plumb crappy writing... Chaz, people make a ton of money writing this stuff. We could do better with our vivid imaginations and get rich too. Whaddya say? We can take turns writing the hard parts... Hard parts. Heh. Posted by: Mister Snitch! at 11:31 PM on 28 December 2005 |