The Finch Formerly Known As Gold

29 December 2005

Paris Hilton: not a golddigger

A clamdigger, maybe.

(Bless you, Lawren.)

Posted at 10:15 AM to Your 15 Minutes Are Up


TrackBack: 4:52 PM, 29 December 2005
» Google Bait from Yippee-Ki-Yay!

What could be more effective in bringing in the crude search engine hits than a post about Paris Hilton diggin' the clam? H/t Dustbury, who I'm sure doesn't really want it.

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I'll be shocked -- SHOCKED -- if that doesn't lead to traffic spikes all around.

Posted by: McGehee at 4:49 PM on 29 December 2005

Loved the comments on that post. Hmm. Maybe I should comment over there...

Posted by: Mister Snitch! at 1:59 AM on 30 December 2005

Nope. Don't know enough about any of those celebs to offer an opinion. Oh, I could fake it, but they'd find me out.

Posted by: Mister Snitch! at 2:02 AM on 30 December 2005

I thought she kept her dog in her purse? Oh, well.

Maybe Tracy McGrady could leave a game to help her look for ... whatever she's looking for.

Posted by: Dwayne "the canoe guy" at 8:43 AM on 30 December 2005

Well, I've picked up two actual hits from this; meanwhile, mu.nu has throttled poor Lawren into suspension.

I will not put up that picture. (Unless I crank up Photoshop and paste Maureen Dowd's head on it.)

Posted by: CGHill at 5:02 PM on 30 December 2005

DON'T YOU DARE.

Posted by: Mister Snitch! at 6:24 PM on 30 December 2005

"Now, where did I put those car keys...?"

Posted by: McGehee at 1:35 PM on 31 December 2005