29 December 2005
Paris Hilton: not a golddigger
A clamdigger, maybe.
(Bless you, Lawren.)
Posted at 10:15 AM to Your 15 Minutes Are Up
» Google Bait from Yippee-Ki-Yay!
What could be more effective in bringing in the crude search engine hits than a post about Paris Hilton diggin' the clam? H/t Dustbury, who I'm sure doesn't really want it.
I'll be shocked -- SHOCKED -- if that doesn't lead to traffic spikes all around.
Loved the comments on that post. Hmm. Maybe I should comment over there...
Nope. Don't know enough about any of those celebs to offer an opinion. Oh, I could fake it, but they'd find me out.
I thought she kept her dog in her purse? Oh, well.
Maybe Tracy McGrady could leave a game to help her look for ... whatever she's looking for.
Well, I've picked up two actual hits from this; meanwhile, mu.nu has throttled poor Lawren into suspension.
I will not put up that picture. (Unless I crank up Photoshop and paste Maureen Dowd's head on it.)
"Now, where did I put those car keys...?"