The Finch Formerly Known As Gold

11 January 2006

The return of strange search-engine queries

Once again, actual questions that led people to this site.

does faith hill own the warner bros. nashville record label?  No. And come to think of it, neither does Warner Bros.

who is smarter man or woman?  Woman. She doesn't ask questions like that.

mazda are built here?  Only the Mazda6 are built here.

Ford Contour what do the indicator lights mean?  RTFM.

is she into you?  Not likely.

how long to keep yogurt beyond sell by date?  I'd suggest no more than ten minutes.

why is there oil mixed with the coolant in dodge neon?  Um, you blew a head gasket?

where is the cd4e transmission manufactured?  Batavia, Ohio.

what's it like to live in western Oklahoma?  It's very nice, if you don't insist on seeing foreign films every night.

are there Taco Bells in England?  Taco Bell was the only restaurant to survive the Franchise Wars. Now all restaurants are Taco Bell.

Is Powerball coming to Oklahoma?  Starts tomorrow, 12 January.

Posted at 6:19 AM to You Asked For It


"Um, you blew a head gasket?"....priceless...lol

Posted by: Steven Roemerman at 8:06 AM on 11 January 2006

FREE THE MAZDA 6!!

Posted by: Francis W. Porretto at 4:21 PM on 11 January 2006

Better to blow a gasket than to blow a seal, which is something whoever found me by searching for - white guys and black guys with ice cube trays - is likely to do.

Posted by: triticale at 7:24 AM on 12 January 2006

Kip Addotta's "Wet Dream" comes immediately to mind:

I was driving in downtown Atlantis
My Barracuda was in the shop
So I was in a rented Stingray
And it was overheating

So I pulled into a Shell station
They said I'd blown a seal
I said, "Fix the damn thing
And leave my private life out of it
Okay pal?"

Posted by: CGHill at 7:37 AM on 12 January 2006