21 January 2006Fatuous Flashback 17An early-morning encounter with a member of the Anti-Destination League:
I'm pretty sure the Dwight David Eisenhower National Defense Interstate Highway System and Cobalt Testing Range, or whatever the hell it's officially called, was never intended for commuters; the very word "Interstate" would seem to make that clear. Still, if a road is there, you tend to use it, and I don't have any particular qualms about using it for the bulk of my newly-tripled commute.
On the other hand, I've got to wonder about that character in the purple Dodge with no license plate (he had a cardboard placard in the rear window indicating the number of the plate he presumably had lost) this morning. It was bad enough that he was in the right lane of the Northwest Distressway signaling left; eventually he figured out that he was wearing out his blinker and followed the lane up the approach to the Belle Isle Bridge and I-44, a ramp cutting the tightest possible curve to match the curvature of the bridge itself. Once in place on the freeway, he promptly exited at Western Avenue, having driven barely half a mile on I-44. Why did he bother? Admittedly, surface streets in this area border on the incomprehensible, but we're talking a few blocks at most. This can't be what General Eisenhower had in mind. ("From the days when TG&Y issued licenses", 21 January 2004.) Posted at 12:02 AM to Greatest HitsI wonder what Ike would think about having a road named after him--with people cursing his name every time they use said road. I always wondered, too, if JFK would have liked to have a stupid airport everyone curses named after him. I myself would prefer a statue. Even with pigeons around. Posted by: miriam at 9:09 PM on 21 January 2006I dunno. Would those famous Garden State residents take umbrage to being honored by the service areas on the New Jersey Turnpike? Which gives me an excuse to repeat the quatrain I came up with one day near Exit 9: I think that I shall never see With apologies to Joyce Kilmer; he never deserved that. |