The Finch Formerly Known As Gold

24 January 2006

No more Persiaflage

Miriam has figured out what to do about Iran:

Couldn't we just arrange for Ted Kennedy to take Ahmadinejad for a little ride? Perhaps around Cape Cod, somewhere.

We could call it "an attempt to normalize relations."

Posted at 7:13 PM to Dyssynergy


Perhaps Teddy's dog "Splash" can tag along.

Posted by: Campagna at 12:21 AM on 25 January 2006

He could even offer to sell I'm-Mad-and-I'm-Bad one of his Oldsmobile-class submarines.

Posted by: McGehee at 6:35 PM on 25 January 2006