29 January 2006
A thousand miles apart
Yet so much in common: White Settlement, Texas and Coon Rapids, Minnesota.
It's times like these I yearn for an uncomplicated place like, oh, Normal, Illinois.
Posted at 7:27 PM to Dyssynergy
Vaspers the Grate lived in Normal, Illinois many years ago.
So I was "Steven Streight from Normal, Illinois". I bet the mayor hasn't heard that one yet. I want my freeking $100 bill now. Right now.
Just count your lucky stars you don't live in Blue Ball, Arkansas.
What about Cut-N-Shoot, TX instead?
No, I prefer Intercourse Pennsylvania myself...near Lancaster...the road to Paradise travels thru that small town...
From what I know of Coon Rapids, the name is still pretty fitting.