The Finch Formerly Known As Gold

1 March 2006

Skyborne tubes of venom

I don't think I can say it any better than this:

Whether or not Snakes on a Plane receives critical acclaim on the level of Brokeback Mountain is a moot point. Brokeback Mountain may have gay cowboys, but Snakes on a Plane has snakes. And a plane. It's such a natural combination; I can't help but wonder if the Wright Brothers had snakes in mind from the start. Regardless of their intentions, it has become obvious to me that planes were meant for snakes, and vice versa. Think of it like Romeo and Juliet, but with reptiles and aircraft.

In conclusion, everyone needs to see Snakes on a Plane. There's no way this movie can fail. The hype for this film has been building like crazy; there's even a Facebook group for it, and we all know what that means. To sum it all up: This film has Samuel L. Jackson, Kenan, snakes and a plane. So jump on the bandwagon before it's too late, because movies don't get any better than this. Unless, of course, there are boobs in it.

Coming in 2007: Boobs on a Plane! (Well, maybe.)

Posted at 2:50 PM to Almost Yogurt


It's been done.

Posted by: Joe Goodwin at 7:21 PM on 1 March 2006

Well, obviously they can't ever use that premise again.

Posted by: CGHill at 11:03 PM on 1 March 2006