Twenty questions

Poached from Donna:

1. Two favorite colors: purple and green (God forbid I should wear this.)

2. Two least favorite colors: yellow and pink (God forbid, etc.)

3. Favorite fast food restaurant: Braum's, though they're not exactly everywhere; if I'm way out of town, I seek out Arby's.

4. Favorite day of the week: Sunday. Day of rest, yadda, yadda.

5. Least favorite day of the week: Thursday. Other than its proximity to Friday, it has nothing to recommend it.

6. Best thing about your significant other: Not applicable.

7. Least favorite thing about your significant other: Still not applicable.

8. Your significant other's favorite thing about you (without
   asking them): Still not applicable, and "them" is the wrong pronoun.

9. Your significant other's least favorite thing about you
   (again, without asking them): See above, and change the subject fercrissake.

10. Black or white? Black, except maybe in mid-July.

11. Red or blue? Blue.

12. Day or night? Night. I am not a morning person unless 11:55 am counts.

13. Favorite part of your body: The one knee that works semi-regularly.

14. Least favorite part about your body: Everything else.

15. Do you like walking in the rain at times? It has its charms.

16. Do you have a tattoo? Not a one.

17. "Short and sweet" or "long and hard"? I think this meets the criteria for "Not applicable."

18. Favorite kind of car: One with both extravagant performance and utterly unnoticeable looks.

19. Favorite kind of ice cream: Rocky Rococo Road.

20. Trix or Lucky Charms: I consider all cardboard essentially interchangeable.
    

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