22 March 2006Some things make you feel YawkeyToday's "Ewwww...."-inducing entry: Annalisa Ellis lists the Red Sox players she'd do. No, really:
With the recent theft of Johnny Damon, I really had to sit down to ponder which Red Sox I would genuinely have sexual encounters with. I mean, obviously, Johnny was number one. There isn't a repressed housewife on the East Coast that wouldn't do him. He’s the Joe Namath of baseball. I mean, c'mon, he has twins. TWINS! How freakin cute is that?
But, now that Mr. Damon has switched over to the dark side ... I've taken a long hard (pun intended) look at the Boston roster and revised my list. Trot Nixon should be pleased:
Trot Nixon hit the only grand slam I've ever seen in person. I would do him solely on that. Plus, his name is "Trot." Done and done.
And yes, she knows he's really Christopher Trotman Nixon. Some things just don't matter. [Insert vague reference to "The Curse" here] (Via Deadspin.) Posted at 2:13 PM to Base PathsSo, she's hot to...? Posted by: McGehee at 8:24 PM on 22 March 2006Heh. Sly Tom Yawkey reference. Twins' blogger Batgirl http://www.bat-girl.com/ lusts after various Twin City (Johan Santana esp.) denizens with perhaps a little more decorum. Posted by: John Salmon at 8:28 PM on 22 March 2006Post a comment
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