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12 April 2006Cambridge face with the Oxford bootyEverything is quantifiable, apparently. Here's the formula for feminine keisterrificness:
(S+C) x (B+F)/T = V is the formula that describes the "ideal female ass" in shape, bounce, firmness and symmetry, according to psychology lecturer David Holmes of Manchester Metropolitan University in England:
S is the overall shape or droopiness of the bottom, C represents how spherical the buttocks are, B measures muscular wobble or bounce, while F records the firmness. V is the hip to waist ratio, or symmetry of the bottom, and T measures the skin texture and presence of cellulite. "Honey, does this make my butt look big?" "I dunno. Let me go find the calculator." Sir Mix-A-Lot was not available for comment. (Via Belhoste.) Addendum, 13 April: Terry notes: "In my humble opinion, the true perfect ass is not the one being evaluated but the one doing the study." Posted at 7:19 AM to DyssynergyTrackBack: 1:16 PM, 24 April 2006 » Ideal Ass, My Ass from Swirlspice (S+C) x (B+F)/T = V is the formula that describes the "ideal female ass" in shape, bounce, firmness and symmetry, according to psychology lecturer David Holmes:...[read more] I'll have to stop looking at 'em, I guess -- I got a "C" in high school algebra. Posted by: McGehee at 8:35 AM on 12 April 2006 |