25 April 2006
Maybe he can build a dresser
I realize I have no room to talk about this guy, but:
Oakland, Calif., cops arrested a carpenter who likes to practice his craft as nature intended after a client returned home early and busted the craftsman building bookcases in his birthday suit.
Percy Honniball was charged with misdemeanor indecent exposure for the incident, the Associated Press reports.
But Honniball insists his penchant for working in the nude isn't for pleasure. He says that when he's building things in the buff he has a greater range of motion and it prevents him from soiling his clothes.
One word, Perce: splinters.
(Via Tinkerty Tonk.)Posted at 7:37 PM to Birthday Suitable