The Finch Formerly Known As Gold

25 April 2006

Maybe he can build a dresser

I realize I have no room to talk about this guy, but:

Oakland, Calif., cops arrested a carpenter who likes to practice his craft as nature intended after a client returned home early and busted the craftsman building bookcases in his birthday suit.

Percy Honniball was charged with misdemeanor indecent exposure for the incident, the Associated Press reports.

But Honniball insists his penchant for working in the nude isn't for pleasure. He says that when he's building things in the buff he has a greater range of motion — and it prevents him from soiling his clothes.

One word, Perce: splinters.

(Via Tinkerty Tonk.)

Posted at 7:37 PM to Birthday Suitable

...and it prevents him from soiling his clothes.

Definitely not what I would want to hear from anyone working in my house.

Posted by: McGehee at 9:24 PM on 25 April 2006

When he drops the hammer on his toe he just craps on the floor in pain.

Now That's a new form of woodstain.

Posted by: Dwayne "the canoe guy" at 10:54 PM on 25 April 2006