4 May 2006
In this age of True Love Waits (no relation to Tom Waits), a Sage suggestion for determining sexual compatibility:
I've discovered over the years that canoeing with a partner can generate a pretty good sense of what the sex will be like. Canoeing can be done solo, but it's much nicer with someone else there. Canoeing is different with every new person you're with. Both people in the canoe have to adjust for one another's stroking. Being with someone with a strong, slow, even stroke is very different than being with someone with a quick and excited kind of stroke. But if it's good, soon you get into a nice easy rhythm. Sometimes this happens without even speaking.
And one should perhaps be suspicious of someone who stands up at an inopportune moment.Posted at 5:59 AM to Table for One