Strange search-engine queries (15)

This has gone on for about four months now, and shows no sign of abating. The fact is, with well over a million words on this site now, the likelihood of catching odd requests like this continues to increase, which means that I'll generally have at least one post a week on the subject(s).

amazon women dating:  And to think they started out selling only books.

who was the dumb ass that originated the pseudoephedrine legislation:  Though this be madness, yet there is meth in 't.

the truth is so cruel:  Which is why it's so easy to find comfort in lies.

dating less educated:  Otherwise I'd have been a 40-year-old virgin. (Twelve years ago.)

christianity in bullfights:  "Jesus, that's a big bull!"

"amanda congdon" "great legs":  Well, yeah, but that's not why I watch Rocketboom.

cut or uncut, what do women like better:  Did it occur to you to, um, ask some actual women?

"george shinn" "henry viii":  I don't see the connection. Shinn has had only two wives.

mary rode joseph's ass:  Ah, these young couples.

illegal korean obtain CAL drivers license:  Wait a minute. There are illegal Koreans in California?

Stepford underwear:  Not real underwear, but an incredible simulation.

difference between pigs and elephants:  Not enough.

Posted at 6:10 AM to You Asked For It