22 May 2006
Strange search-engine queries (16)
And what better way to start a week than with a collection of last week's weirder search strings?
florence henderson sans clothes: Bringing up three very lovely girls does cut into the time for this sort of thing.
side effects of snap crackle and pop poster: I suppose this guy is researching cereal killers.
how to make love on a table: Hint: don't use the good china.
where to buy vibrators in hattiesburg, ms: I suspect Sam's Club is out.
you can paint a turd gold: Better use two coats.
What sex was triple crown winner Secretariat? Would it help if I said he was hung like a horse?
faith hill almost nude: "How bad do you want it?" asks Tim McGraw.
penis nv: On the opposite side of the state from Pahrump, NV.
What did you have for breakfast this morning, carnation instant bitch? Actually, it was a Pop-Tart. Not cherry, either.
British Toads with Hamburger: And hold the mayo, too.
wrung official: Oh, hell, let's wring them all.
why are there no models in coldwater creek catalogs: Most of their customers are invisible, so they design their catalogs accordingly.
illuminati and Halle Berry: Finally, an explanation for Catwoman.Posted at 6:04 AM to You Asked For It