I was entertained — in between bouts of distraction courtesy of the morons sitting behind us. These people reminded me of why I dislike going to the movies. They felt compelled to provide a running commentary to everyone within hearing distance. Some of the more priceless gems included:

In reference to The Da Vinci Code: "I heard this movie wasn't true ... it's like Superman." (Huh?)

At the beginning of the film, when the murder victim is discovered on the floor of the Louvre: "He's naked!" (Accompanied by a gasp.)

When we're shown a sweeping overhead shot of London: "Isn't that a pretty scene?"

In response to that comment: "That's the River Thames." (Pronounced THAYmes.)

When Ian McKellan first appears on screen: "That's the guy who plays Spock!" (Note: Leonard Nimoy appears nowhere in this movie.)

When we first hear the theory that Jesus was married to Mary Magdalene: "That's not true!"