23 May 2006
Never say "Bite me" to a dog
Trust me on this.
Posted at 8:04 PM to General Disinterest
Ouch. Did you at least get a cool scar out of it?
Actually, the yappy little SOB barely got a piece of trouser leg (mental note: always wear baggy pants to deliver Neighborhood Association news), and at the wrong angle to puncture.
I learned a lot as a paperboy, back in the day.