The Finch Formerly Known As Gold

27 May 2006

It's cow-tippin' time!

Actual dialogue in Fantastic Four #536:

Reed: Ben. Up and at 'em. We need to be in the air in five minutes.

Ben: Yer kidding me....

Reed: Four minutes, fifty seconds.

Ben: In the air? Where're we goin'?

Reed: Oklahoma.

Ben: Oklahoma....? We're goin' ta Oklahoma? On purpose?

Reed: Three minutes, fifty seconds.

Geez. You'd think the place was fulla Yancy Streeters or somethin'.

Posted at 4:41 PM to Soonerland