Strange search-engine queries (17)

By now I'm sure you know the drill on this bit: these are actual search strings which somehow dropped the searchers somewhere within this domain, as reported by those wonderful folks at Site Meter.

fake bleached blondes:  As distinguished from real bleached blondes?

"traffic tickets" hertz:  They certainly duz.

friend bra panty dress attic:  This had better be a really close friend, you know?

old macdonald had a fram:  Sometimes an ordinary oil filter just won't do.

how do you do a no handed cartwheel:  Um, very carefully?

slut business card:  Presumably easy to obtain.

do blue jays attack baby quail?  Blue jays are ornery; they'd probably even attack Dan Quayle.

starting sentences with dont:  Don't do that.

unattractive people are bitter:  I assure you, I would be bitter even if I were cute.

are the democrats doomed:  Not if the Republicans keep screwing up.

weapons of mass consumption:  Pass the Doritos and watch the game.

Posted at 7:23 AM to You Asked For It