Strange search-engine queries (19)

Once again, we are proud/embarrassed [choose one] to present Actual Search Strings that brought people to this very site, as recorded by this very site's meter.

Yogi Bear You'll have a gay old time  Mister Ranger, Sir! (Actually, this line comes from the theme to The Flintstones.)

men scared of smart women:  They don't scare me; usually they don't hang around long enough to instill fear.

gonad tattoo shop:  I believe I speak for everyone here when I say "Ow!"

Hornets Staying in OKC:  David Stern begs to differ.

what percentage of men have a nine inch penis?  Are we letting them do their own measuring?

cities with the best female to male ratio:  Depends on what you're looking for.

your log saw something that night:  Wasn't my log, I assure you.

taco bell allows 2% human flesh in meat:  They have meat at Taco Bell?

gingerbread man and marriage:  They're sweet, but no good for the long haul.

mary rode joseph's ass all the way to bethlehem:  It was one of those pregnancy things. Cut her some slack already.

number of sexual partners in a year:  Um, which year?

Teenager nude around the house:  Not until he finishes his damn homework.

pictures of Britney Spears in a bikini that isn't showing her privates or blocked by McAfee Privacy Service:  Now there's someone who really knows what he wants. Such people should be rewarded, although not with much.

Posted at 5:47 AM to You Asked For It