The Finch Formerly Known As Gold

17 June 2006

Advice to the new blogger

Courtesy of the inimitable Greg Gutfeld:

The best thing would be to change your name to Ira Blogger. Because then people will write about how cool it is that thereís a blogger whose name is Blogger!

The same thing happened with Charles Manson. He got all that press because he killed those people but his name was also, you know, Manson — which is a serial killerís name! Coincidences like that make the front pages.

This is right up there with Lou Gehrig dying of Lou Gehrig's disease. I mean, what are the chances of that?

Posted at 10:50 PM to Blogorrhea