Strange search-engine queries (20)

Just like it says: these were search-engine queries that came to this site, and I thought they were strange.

Body Modifications Within Housepets:  A terrier makes a lovely fish.

1 minute video of blowjobs:  Anything worth doing is worth doing for longer than sixty seconds. I think.

"i was handed a" vegan:  Egad, PETA's figured out how to make a debigulator.

does anyone pay an average natural gas bill in oklahoma:  In fact, almost half of us pay more.

illegal aliens shovel child mailboxes:  Probably postage-due, too.

correlation "frequency of sex" IQ couples:  I have no data on this, and no reasonable expectation of acquiring any.

Bomont, texas does it exist:  Sure it does. It's just east of Heweston.

john mellencamp and his cholesterol and high blood pressure:  Man, it's a veritable cherry bomb.

any advisable medicine that will enhance the brain especially for college students during exams, test or quiz and that is available in any drugstore:  Dr Pepper worked for me.

nude septuagenarian women:  Sophia Loren is still hot, but she's not gonna strip for the likes of you.

ann coulter has a nice rack:  Since when?

ann coulter topless:  See above.

sensible putty:  You'd think the people would have had enough of Silly Putty.

eye of newt placebo:  Now there's a clinical trial I'd like to see.

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