The Finch Formerly Known As Gold

24 June 2006

How depressing is this?

Google lists 1,020,000 results for what do you do if you hit a deer on the highway, and suddenly I'm #10.

Actually, it's almost exactly the same thing you'd do if you were trying to dodge suicidal 200-pound chipmunks on meth, to quote #5.

Posted at 5:33 PM to Driver's Seat

I say that deer are proof that Satan copulates with rats. One relative who defends the varmints was in my car the night one of the silly !#$!@# ran into my car broadside, and she still defended it. I should have made her ride it instead.

Let's spread a rumor. The presence of deer spreads a condition in which those exposed start buying guns and voting Republican. Or maybe people buy SUVs so they'll be protected in case of a deer collision. Or there are no gay deer because the others prosecute them. Or something.

Posted by: J Bowen at 7:54 PM on 24 June 2006

dodge suicidal 200-pound chipmunks on meth

Hey! That only happened the one time. I was going through some tough times back then. Get off my back, okay?

Posted by: McGehee at 2:58 PM on 25 June 2006

Okay, now that I've read the article linked in the second sentence, I'm thinking that bit of levity I just posted was really uncalled-for. My apologies to everyone.

Posted by: McGehee at 3:05 PM on 25 June 2006