24 June 2006
How depressing is this?
Google lists 1,020,000 results for what do you do if you hit a deer on the highway, and suddenly I'm #10.
Actually, it's almost exactly the same thing you'd do if you were trying to dodge suicidal 200-pound chipmunks on meth, to quote #5.
Posted at 5:33 PM to Driver's Seat
I say that deer are proof that Satan copulates with rats. One relative who defends the varmints was in my car the night one of the silly !#$!@# ran into my car broadside, and she still defended it. I should have made her ride it instead.
Let's spread a rumor. The presence of deer spreads a condition in which those exposed start buying guns and voting Republican. Or maybe people buy SUVs so they'll be protected in case of a deer collision. Or there are no gay deer because the others prosecute them. Or something.
dodge suicidal 200-pound chipmunks on meth
Hey! That only happened the one time. I was going through some tough times back then. Get off my back, okay?
Okay, now that I've read the article linked in the second sentence, I'm thinking that bit of levity I just posted was really uncalled-for. My apologies to everyone.