26 June 2006
Strange search-engine queries (21)
This shtick is now old enough to drink. Sheesh.
fake hamburgers: Deserve real mayonnaise.
where have all the liberals gone? Deep depression, every one. (When will they ever learn?)
rival of jesus, netgeo: I don't think NetGeo has been around long enough.
nudist "wearing any clothes" Well, yeah, if she wants to keep her day job.
John Shartel Avenue, named for: I'll just bet it's John Shartel.
what to expect with a bikini wax: The word OWWW! comes immediately to mind.
when do mercury cougars need a new transmission: Offhand, I'd say when they won't move.
bacon not stirred: Like we need martinis with cholesterol.
"smart men" lonely single: Not necessarily in that order.
backyard nude swimming statistics: Number of swimsuits: 0.
brown bunny mp3 Vincent Gallo: Well, you certainly wouldn't want to look at him.
cvs bizarro sex: Must have been over in the photo department.
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