The Finch Formerly Known As Gold

4 July 2006

Beyond Smart

Agent 86, you'll remember, had a phone in his shoe. Female agents, of course, wouldn't countenance such a thing: less room for the circuitry, and, well, sometimes it's just awkward.

Which perhaps explains this:

It utilizes a unique but very intuitive rotation scroll wheel in place of a regular keypad. It comes with a 2.0 megapixel camera for those incriminating photos that you want to take. It’s even equipped with a video recorder/player. Of course, there’s the standard MP3 player and FM radio, plus multimedia messaging, Bluetooth, and OTA (Over The Air) remote synchronization as well.

Elegantly designed with sensual leather-inspired materials, complemented with etched metal and quicksilver surfaces, you can pull the classic ploy of “checking your lipstick” while in fact reporting to Headquarters.

And never once do you have to fiddle with your Jimmy Choos.

Posted at 9:37 AM to Entirely Too Cool