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8 July 2006Flash!The sleepy 'burbs of The Village and Nichols Hills have been awakened by a visiting perv who apparently has been making the rounds for quite some time. Typical incident:
A woman in the 1100 block of Sherwood Lane in Nichols Hills told police a man followed her to a parking area about 9 p.m. [Thursday], then exposed himself and began masturbating when she got out of her car. He wore only socks and tennis shoes.
I suggest that if you encounter this guy, you point and laugh; it should kill whatever groove he thinks he's in. (And if you ever see me wearing only socks and tennis shoes, you'll see a lawn mower in front of me, and I'll wonder what you're doing peeking into my back yard.) Posted at 8:55 AM to Birthday Suitable , City SceneTrackBack: 10:36 AM, 8 July 2006 » And then there's the naked guy… from meeciteewurkor ... on his lawnmower .... lol Mr. Hill, I'm pointing and laughing! If you all don't read Dustbury, you should really add it to your daily reads. He's quite the humorous fellow. No Tags......[read more] I heard they chased into the church and ..... (drum roll please) ... caught him by the organ .... :) Posted by: Ron at 12:58 PM on 8 July 2006I suggest that if you encounter this guy, you point and laugh A pair of steel-toed boots might advise a more direct approach. Posted by: McGehee at 1:54 PM on 8 July 2006Or enable one, if you're close enough and ruthless enough. (And I suspect this might have an effect on the recidivism factor, now that I think about it.) |