"I couldn't possibly fail to disagree with you less."
16 July 2006Ha, ha, only seriousFrom the It Could Happen To You files, a bald assertion by the not-bald Brian J. Noggle:
Why did a hottie take up with a down-on-his-English-degree printing press operator like me?
Because chicks dig sardonic humor and classical allusions, apparently. Remember, Googlers, when you're trying to figure out how to attract hot women, the answer is read more Shakespeare. Given the amount of success I've had with this approach, which is none, I suppose I might as well give up on that Titus Andronicus cookbook. Posted at 1:33 PM to Table for OneYou're writing a Titus Andronicus cookbook? Can you demonstrate in my kitchen? Posted by: Tatyana at 4:25 PM on 16 July 2006And here I thought that rapping the Bard's dope rhymes was the way to score with the hunnies... Posted by: CT at 1:22 PM on 17 July 2006 |