16 July 2006
Ha, ha, only serious
From the It Could Happen To You files, a bald assertion by the not-bald Brian J. Noggle:
Why did a hottie take up with a down-on-his-English-degree printing press operator like me?
Because chicks dig sardonic humor and classical allusions, apparently.
Remember, Googlers, when you're trying to figure out how to attract hot women, the answer is read more Shakespeare.
Given the amount of success I've had with this approach, which is none, I suppose I might as well give up on that Titus Andronicus cookbook.Posted at 1:33 PM to Table for One