Strange search-engine queries (24)

Could there possibly be more of these things sitting in the referrer logs? What do you think?

creative gift lottery tickets:  You betcha. What could possibly be more creative than something that has a 90-plus-percent chance of being worth nothing?

ethereal sniff aol chat fink:   Some of the finks you get a whiff of in AOL chat are hardly what you'd call "ethereal."

mr t cereal:  I pity the fool who doesn't make this a part of his nutritious breakfast.

where can I find the Malfunction indicator light on a 1999 Mazda 626 ES:  Be grateful. If you can't find it, it's not on.

is "geezer" offensive:  Shut up, whippersnapper.

good reliable indication of aspirin:  Open an aspirin bottle. If you see tablets therein, there's a good chance you're seeing aspirin.

search log barry manilow anal lettuce:  Insert "butterhead" joke here.

how to figure tag title tax:  (1) Buy a car. (2) Do you have any money left? (3a) If yes, write a check for $1000. (3b) If not, write a check for $1000.

is sunbathing nude in your own back yard privacy fence oklahoma:  It's Oklahoma. It's probably illegal to go nude in your own bathtub.

my knee sounds like rice krispies:  At least the "crackle" isn't too big an issue.

hydrochlorothiazide marijuana:  Oh, great, pot that makes you go to the bathroom more often.

windows on the womb:  Watch out for the Blue Screen of Birth.

secret ways to avoid schuylkill expressway:  Stay in Jersey.

meaning of who gives a rats ass:  Yeah, like I care.

what are christianity's view on autofellatio:  I suspect they think it sucks.

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