20 July 2006
Must be a pants shortage or something
First, there was the Broken Arrow nimrod who worked on his car in the front yard wearing nothing but a thin coating of greasy sweat (and/or sweaty grease).
Now here's a pantsless dork shopping at the Shawnee Mall Sears.
As a person who avoids clothing as much as circumstances and the weather permit, I must decry this sort of stupidity, if only because it puts me in a bad light. (Actually, any light in which you can see me is a bad light, but let that pass.) It's not "striking a blow for body freedom" or anything high-flown like that; it's simply making oneself look ridiculous.
A word to the wise: if anyone really wanted to see your genitalia, you'd have an actual date.