Strange search-engine queries (26)

You know, this could all come to a halt if people didn't actually ask for this stuff. But so long as they do, I can keep grinding these out once a week.

are you a neoconservative:  Nope. Bloodthirsty warmonger, maybe, but not strictly a neocon.

put fake parking ticket under windshield to prevent parking ticket:  Good luck with that. So far as I know, there's nothing that prevents you from getting multiple tickets.

north dakota backwards hicks:  Since when? Heck, they've got an Applebee's in Jamestown.

pantsless nude guys in summer:  I assume that if they're nude, they must also be pantsless.

i bought a new mercury outboard motor porn:  How Evinrude of you. (Now put your Johnson away.)

dakota fanning nude photoshop fakes:  Put yours away too, ya perv.

who likes g.w.bush less, most educated or less educated?  Probably both, if you believe the polls.

What is the diameter of Tulsa BOK center?  Twice the radius.

how to know when a woman wants you:  If you have to think about it, she doesn't.

puns what will delaware?  Her new jersey, of course.

disinterest in sex and tourette's syndrome:  "Get your ******* hands off me, you ************* *******!"

any snakes reported in Oklahoma City subdivisions?  See them on the big screen this summer in Snakes on a Plain.

Also, a surprisingly large number of people have been searching for some place called "Dustbury, Oklahoma"; I blame these girls.

Posted at 6:57 AM to You Asked For It