The Finch Formerly Known As Gold

8 August 2006

Made for each other

It says here that Kid Rock and Pamela Anderson got married because — well, it wasn't a shared interest in 18th-century French literature:

Kid Rock married Pamela Anderson because she’s amazing in bed.

The rocker and the former Baywatch star tied the knot on a yacht in St Tropez on Saturday.

After the unconventional ceremony, Rock lifted the lid on the reason he was marrying the blonde actress.

He reportedly said: “I just married the most beautiful girl in the world. She f***s me and scratches my back!”

Pammie, 39, has also hinted the great sex she has with Rock was one of the main reasons she wanted to become his wife. She previously said: “I’m not going to pretend it doesn’t make a difference. I know women say size doesn’t matter. But it does, at least for me. Put it this way, I can’t see any down side to a man being well hung.”

And I suppose he can put it this way, should he be so inclined.

Given these imperatives, my own list of desiderata (sweet smile, killer legs, gets a minimum of two-thirds of my jokes) seems even more pathetic than usual.

Posted at 7:36 AM to Table for One

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Pshaw! It's not the size of the boat, it's the motion of the ocean. ;)

Posted by: Diane at 8:00 AM on 8 August 2006

[Insert "dinghy" joke here]

Posted by: CGHill at 8:02 AM on 8 August 2006

Don't make me revisit that whole "14 ft canoe is illegal in OKC" thing. The memories are just too painful.

Posted by: Dwayne "the canoe guy" at 9:57 AM on 8 August 2006

I don't even have any of the stuff on your list.

Posted by: aka_monty at 1:44 PM on 8 August 2006

Oh, like anyone who did would have the slightest interest in the likes of me.

Posted by: CGHill at 6:03 PM on 8 August 2006