"I couldn't possibly fail to disagree with you less."
11 August 2006The ghost in the Shell stationBrian J. Noggle explains what just happened:
George W. Bush has ginned up the fake "air terror" alert to make it inconvenient for you to fly. So you'll have to drive to your destinations and will have to buy gas at Big Oil's gouge — nay, plunge router! — prices.
On the upside, I can get a heck of a lot of fizzy drinks into the car; why, there are even designated locations for their placement. Posted at 8:00 AM to Political Science FictionHmm, if Big Oil doesn't sell fuel to the airlines, who does? Big Pixie Dust? Just how big IS Brian's @SSUV? Posted by: Dwayne "the canoe guy" at 11:39 AM on 11 August 2006Hmm, that makes some sort of sense. I have only one defense: WHY IS DWAYNE THE CANOE GUY DEFENDING BIG OIL? Could it be because Big Oil provides him the money to afford fuel for his CANOE! Maybe I should have quit when I was behind. Posted by: Brian J. at 12:43 PM on 11 August 2006Big Oil has nothing to do with my canoe (except that it's made of fiberglass) My canoe is powered by MY BIG GUNS!!!! Next you'll be trting to tie sailboats & kites to BIG WIND!!! (but i know for a fact that Chaz has nothing to do with either of those.) ;p Posted by: Dwayne "the canoe guy" at 4:21 PM on 11 August 2006Yup. That's why the threat was almost identical to the real bombing of Philippine airlines in the 1990's. Posted by: boinkie at 6:11 PM on 13 August 2006 |