Strange search-engine queries (28)

Among the six thousand or so people who wandered into this site this past week were a handful looking for stuff like this:

zooey likes pantyhose:  Does Franny know about this?

"nudists for bush":  This might be political, or it might not.

erotic superheroines use itching powder:  Was this an outtake from My Super Ex-Girlfriend?

eleven people you'd most like to see naked:  No way. Four or five of them read this site.

women don't fart belch:  Obviously this guy's never lived with one.

is planned parenthood open on weekends in colorado:  Hey, an argument for Plan B.

what are the g spots in sex:  Holy crap, you mean there's more than one?

Pennsylvania renaissance faire burger king coupons non sexual:  Here insert ye a Whopper jest.

how many visitors equals 8gb a month:  For me, about 24,000.

is it a date or hanging out:  If it's hanging out, you probably won't get that date.

lost lonely hopeless late thirties single childless worried:  Being a guy-type person, I'm bound to ask "About what?"

"unchained melody" sung by hitler:  Lonely SS march to the sea, to the sea, / to the open ports of the sea. / Lonely Frenchmen sigh, "Wait for me, wait for me, / I'll be yielding soon, wait for me."

can I afford an apartment california making $30,000 a year:  Perhaps, although the number of roommates you'll have to get increases as your distance from the coastline decreases.

moon landing spam:  That's one small pill for man, one giant tool for all mankind.

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