The Finch Formerly Known As Gold

16 August 2006

Terror firmer

One of these responses is not like the others:

FDR: Oh, I'm sorry, was wiping out our entire Pacific fleet supposed to intimidate us? We have nothing to fear but fear itself, and right now we're coming to kick your ass with brand new destroyers riveted by waitresses. How's that going to feel?

CHURCHILL: Yeah, you keep bombing us. We'll be in the pub, flipping you off. I'm slapping Rolls-Royce engines into untested flying coffins to knock you out of the skies, and then I'm sending angry Welshmen to burn your country from the Rhine to the Polish border.

US. NOW: BE AFRAID!! Oh God, the Brown Bad people could strike any moment! They could strike ... NOW!! AHHHH. Okay, how about .. NOW!! AAGAGAHAHAHHAG! Quick, do whatever we tell you, and believe whatever we tell you, or YOU WILL BE KILLED BY BROWN PEOPLE!! PUT DOWN THAT SIPPY CUP!!

You'll pardon me if I don't think this last is an improvement.

(With thanks to Steph Mineart.)

Posted at 6:19 AM to Political Science Fiction


The Donks only fear Bush, the Christian Right, any conservative thought.....they make Chamberlin look like Genghis Khan. The correct response to all this can be found via Shakespeare..Henry V..

I couldn't give a lusty crap about people being "brown" if you are an Islamofacist...Die!!

P.S. I've already had your 72 virgins, tough noogies!

Posted by: paulsmos at 1:29 PM on 16 August 2006

Hm. The only people who've been running around scared that I have seen are in the media, that same media whose main moneymaker are blaring, trumpeting headlines that all basically say "OMGWEREALLGONNADIEITSDOOMITSTHEENDOFTEHWERLD cont. on pg 34 details after the break but now a word from our OH MOST HOLY sponsors." People on the streets, the ones who presumably are the ones running around like chickens without heads, are mostly concerned about the price of gas and whether or not they are going to have a second season of Big Brother to look forward to. Some cars still have faded yellow ribbon bumper stickers, though.

Posted by: Andrea Harris at 10:04 PM on 16 August 2006