21 August 2006
Strange search-engine queries (29)
Sooner or later, something you search for will bring you here. After all, you're not looking for anything weirder than these folks:
delusional women dating: They're not dating me, so they can't be too delusional.
fairy envoy seat covers: Who knew that GMC had dealers in the Land of Faerie?
google wayne walters okla senate: What's funny about this is that "google" is a search term and the search was sent through MSN.
industrial spray gun melts pewter, zinc instantly: How well would it work against snakes on a plane?
definition geezer offensive: No, it isn't. Now get the hell off my lawn, you young punk.
Allen Iverson Sixty Thousand Dollar Shoes: If he buys one pair, does he get the second for half price?
"women who wear glasses" nearsighted: Some of them, surely.
seattle goth lesbians: Some of them, surely.
repressing sexual desires: This isn't particularly amusing, but I found it a bit odd that I should be in the top 20 results.
switch bodies with jessica simpson: Oddly, no one wants to swap brains with her.
why do I receive so much spam from unsavory sources? Who else would send it?
"invisible woman" fantasy giggled: Never actually seen one, you know, but I can imagine why she might want to giggle.Posted at 6:19 AM to You Asked For It